|I'm and I'm being stalked by Mari aka Jane.|
Like everytime I try to sleep shes outside my window watching me.
Everytime I try to take a shower shes always trying to me drop the soap.
The bitch wants ma dick but she cant have it.
YOU HEAR THAT JANE ITS MY DICK YOU CANT HAVE IT
oh god now shes gonna kill me.
IM SORRY MASTER I DIDNT MEAN IT DONT SPANK ME ANYMORE
ILL BE GOOD I PROMISE
She locked me in her basement once.
It was kind of nice
but she forgot to feed me and i almost died
she should not be allowed to have pets
theyd all die
FOR 5 CENTS A DAY YOU COULD SAVE A STATICJACK FROM A CAPTAIN-AMARICA ATTACK. PLEASE LOOK INTO THE BOTTOM OF YOUR HEARTS AND SPARE THE 5 CENTS. SHES RUINING ALL MY CLOTHES BY RIPPING THEM APART. IM NOT A NUDIST DAMMIT. I JUST WANNA BE LOVEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
please help me i will love you forever. Jane i love you so much you piece of shit.
Jane Emalie Donovan
Call me Mari please.
Relationships fucking suck
People I like:
Jack is love
Jack is life
Social Media I Actually Use
Instagram: ___j.a.n.e___ (3 underscores)
Kik: _j.a.n.e_ (1 underscore)
Phone Number: note me?
~Sup bitches its StaticJack and I just want yall to know that you all need a little more Chris Brown in your life. Thats right. Also Jane is rad as fuck and forever is bbcakes to everyone. Shes amazing as fuck SO TALK TO HER AND GIVE HER LOVES AND FOOD BECAUSE IF YOU DONT GIVE HER FOOD THE BITCH MIGHT BITE YOUR HAND WHEN YOU TRY TO PET HER. Also be careful because she may make you her hoe and never let you leave the corner anymore SHE WONT LET ME LEAVE MY CORNER ANYMORE. Also shes a fuck head but, shes my best friend and I love her. Shes also really a pedophile dont let her lie to you. SHES REALLY AN OLD GROSS DUDE. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE CHILDREN AND DONT ACCEPT CANDY FROM HER OR COOKIES BECAUSE THATS NOT FROSTING ITS JIZZ. RUN KIDDIES RUN!~
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