|MY NAME IS JANE AND LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE|
MY NAME IS JANE I KNOW THAT ITS NOT FAIR
CAUSE IM A JANE IN THE WORLD
Seriously Jack is my best fucking friend in this entire world. I love him to death and I would do anything for him. Like his butt. I would do his butt.
Okay honestly Jane is one of my best fucking friends. She knows exactly what to say to calm me down, how to make me laugh, and when and when not to be a complete cunt. Lmfao, I would not change a thing about this girl. I cant wait to visit her someday and just ruin the planet together. We will be King and Queen fuck head and we will rule over you with an iron dick. Together we make Satin himself. Also im warning you back away when shes on her period and pms'ing because she is a horndog and will try to fuck everything in sight. If this happens please notify John as soon as possible.
But honestly I'm her favorite person and you could never even come close to my spot. You can try but you will fail miserably and I WILL laugh in your face.