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About Varied / Hobbyist Member MariFemale/United States Group :iconsea-cats: Sea-Cats
not the same as a Cat Fish
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I'm :iconstaticjack: and I'm being stalked by Mari aka Jane.
Like everytime I try to sleep shes outside my window watching me.
Everytime I try to take a shower shes always trying to me drop the soap.
Send help.
The bitch wants ma dick but she cant have it.
Its mine.
YOU HEAR THAT JANE ITS MY DICK YOU CANT HAVE IT
oh god now shes gonna kill me.
IM SORRY MASTER I DIDNT MEAN IT DONT SPANK ME ANYMORE

ILL BE GOOD I PROMISE

She locked me in her basement once.
It was kind of nice
but she forgot to feed me and i almost died
she should not be allowed to have pets
theyd all die

FOR 5 CENTS A DAY YOU COULD SAVE A STATICJACK FROM A CAPTAIN-AMARICA ATTACK. PLEASE LOOK INTO THE BOTTOM OF YOUR HEARTS AND SPARE THE 5 CENTS. SHES RUINING ALL MY CLOTHES BY RIPPING THEM APART. IM NOT A NUDIST DAMMIT. I JUST WANNA BE LOVEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

please help me i will love you forever. Jane i love you so much you piece of shit.

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Mari
Artist | Hobbyist | Varied
United States

[COM] Captain-Amarica by ThatsjuststupidChris
Jane Emalie Donovan
Call me Mari please.
Pansexual
Relationships fucking suck
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People I like:
:iconstaticjack:
Jack is love
Jack is life

Social Media I Actually Use
Instagram: ___j.a.n.e___ (3 underscores)
Skype: Jane-is-Cat
Kik: _j.a.n.e_ (1 underscore)
Tumblr: -captain-amarica-
Phone Number: note me?

~Sup bitches its StaticJack and I just want yall to know that you all need a little more Chris Brown in your life. Thats right. Also Jane is rad as fuck and forever is bbcakes to everyone. Shes amazing as fuck SO TALK TO HER AND GIVE HER LOVES AND FOOD BECAUSE IF YOU DONT GIVE HER FOOD THE BITCH MIGHT BITE YOUR HAND WHEN YOU TRY TO PET HER. Also be careful because she may make you her hoe and never let you leave the corner anymore SHE WONT LET ME LEAVE MY CORNER ANYMORE. Also shes a fuck head but, shes my best friend and I love her. Shes also really a pedophile dont let her lie to you. SHES REALLY AN OLD GROSS DUDE. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE CHILDREN AND DONT ACCEPT CANDY FROM HER OR COOKIES BECAUSE THATS NOT FROSTING ITS JIZZ. RUN KIDDIES RUN!~

I don't do requests by WizzDonoGifts are for friends only by WizzDonoPoint commissions are open by WizzDonoAsk me about art trades by WizzDono

!My Pokemon Omega Ruby Team!
Swampert Sprite by Harmonic-Anarchist
Aleksander
Mightyena Sprite by HotBlackAngel
Mathias
Skitty Sprite by HotBlackAngel
Lukas
Swellow Sprite by HotBlackAngel
Mekka
RP Pkmn Sprite Latios by cheshire-dragon
Kaleb
Absol From Pokemon B-W Sprite by Superior-Absol
Zora


Art Status
REQ Friends by 2001625AT Friends by 2001625
GIF Friends by 2001625Comm Open by 2001625
Commission Prices 2015 ~Open~☯ captain-amarica 2015 Commissions ☯
Not Doing Traditional Currently 
♢ Traditional ♢
❥ 10:points: ❥
✛ Plus 5:points: extra character ✛


♢ Icon ♢
❥ 15:points: ❥
✛ Plus 10:points: for animation ✛
∞ Please say if you want 50x50 or 100x100 ∞ 
Icon 3 by Captain-AmaricaIcon2 by Captain-AmaricaIcon1 by Captain-Amarica
♢ Head Shot ♢
❥ 25:points: ❥
✛ Plus 10:points: for shading ✛ 
 TRADE WITH GREENALD by Captain-AmaricaMari Headshot o u o by Captain-AmaricaSENPAI WAS BORN TODAY by Captain-AmaricaImma betch by Captain-Amarica
♢ Sketch ♢

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:iconhopefuldragon:
HopefulDragon Featured By Owner 3 hours ago
Happy birthday! :D
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:iconfear-master:
FEAR-MASTER Featured By Owner 3 hours ago
Thank you so much for the watch!!! <3333333 

Also happy birthday! ;D 
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:iconcookietehkat:
CookieTehKat Featured By Owner 3 hours ago  Student General Artist
Happy Birthday you lovely lady! :dummy:
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:iconyminu:
YMINU Featured By Owner 5 hours ago  Student
Happy birthday :)
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:iconmak-n-cheese:
Mak-n-cheese Featured By Owner 11 hours ago  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
Happy Uterus Independence Day :XD: :heart: 

HOORAY! 
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